Résultats de la recherche sur '3lach'
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Résultats de la recherche
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Sujet: noukattt
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hada wahed lberkanI rma marto min deuxiem etage ,jate 3la >rasha.tal3ate 3ando galitlih~MILOUUUUUD ,baraka men had le3bbbbbbb/*hada wa7d lberkani kan mssafer fi tyara ,kan baghi yag3ad hada zaja bech ychouf la nature ,lakin numero li 3andi may9derch ,lmohim ba9a ytssana hata nad dak sayd li ga3ad hada sarjam mcha ltoilette wa g3adlou fi blastou ,min ja dak sayd galou nodli assahbi men blasti, galih ana tss7abli rak nzalt. tssa7ablo rah rakeb f carrrrrr (car merzougi looool
*wa7ed el berkani mcha el frança ydwez concour o ma 3rafch y jawoub gal lel gawriya li kanet morah woreny o gatlo je te montre pas chacun pour soi min nadet gatlo bonne chance o galha el berkani had la reponse wach fi la premiere ou la deuxieme reponse
*hada wa7ed somali bgha yfiyech -yefcher- 3la sa7ebtou fe msn o darlha statu(partire a manger) w galha je re
*Wahed zmagria galte l 1 lberkani « quelle heure est il stp » ou lberkani galha « la montre est taizez vous » ze3ma raha sakta
*hada wa7ed moul ditaye 3endou rassou kbirrrrrrrrrrrr, dima kayji 3endo wa7ed kaychri 3endou wkay goullih
« narrri wkane konti malik »
dima kaygoulha lih, 7ta t3a9ed dak moul ditaye , gal m3arassou had lmerra fache yji ghadi nsawlou 3lach.
ja seyyed b7al l9a3ida chra markise whouwa ygoullih
« nari wkoune kounti malik…. »
galou moul détail ach ghadi yaw9a3?
galou « dderham ghadi ykoune 9ed sseniyyyya.
*NB:avec tout mes respect aux brekna … mais welah ma ana li khrejt had les blagues 🙄
Sujet: nokta : kssiba
wa7ed siyed kessab kaybi3 leghnem b jemla, ja 3ando wa7ed sewlo:
– ch7al kadirlhom lwa7ed?
jawbo:
– ina homa lka7lin wla lbaydin?
– lka7lin
– 1000DHs
– w lbaydin?
– 7ta homa 1000DHs
– w fin katesre7houm?
– ina homa lka7lin wla lbaydin?
– lka7lin
– f jbel lsfer
– w lbaydin?
– 7ta homa f jbel lsfer
– w chno katwekelhom?
– ina homa lka7lin wla lbaydin?
– lka7lin
– ch3iir w lfessa
– w lbaydin?
– 7ta homa ch3iir w lfessa
hadak siyed tnerva w gallo :
– a sahbi melli kayaklo wa7ed w yser7ou wa7ed… 3lach ba9i 3lia lka7lin w lbaydib???
jawbo lkessab :
– lla chetti nta daba rak mafhamtinich! chetti lka7lin diawli!
– w lbaydin?
– 7ta houma diawli!!!
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wa7ed siyed kessab kaybi3 leghnem b jemla, ja 3ando wa7ed sewlo:
– ch7al kadirlhom lwa7ed?
jawbo:
– ina homa lka7lin wla lbaydin?
– lka7lin
– 1000DHs
– w lbaydin?
– 7ta homa 1000DHs
– w fin katesre7houm?
– ina homa lka7lin wla lbaydin?
– lka7lin
– f jbel lsfer
– w lbaydin?
– 7ta homa f jbel lsfer
– w chno katwekelhom?
– ina homa lka7lin wla lbaydin?
– lka7lin
– ch3iir w lfessa
– w lbaydin?
– 7ta homa ch3iir w lfessa
hadak siyed tnerva w gallo :
– a sahbi melli kayaklo wa7ed w yser7ou wa7ed… 3lach ba9i 3lia lka7lin w lbaydib???
jawbo lkessab :
– lla chetti nta daba rak mafhamtinich! chetti lka7lin diawli!
– w lbaydin?
– 7ta houma diawli!!!
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